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英文版《三字经》-巨搞笑!

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发表于 2006-7-7 06:16:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don't study hard,
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
发表于 2006-7-7 08:03:48 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,没法看了
发表于 2006-7-7 08:45:17 | 显示全部楼层
收藏先!
发表于 2006-7-7 11:37:30 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2006-7-7 13:01:05 | 显示全部楼层
It 's so humor.
发表于 2006-7-7 13:12:55 | 显示全部楼层
给老外看的,要不然他们不会昂得死蛋的。
发表于 2006-7-7 13:24:19 | 显示全部楼层
人之初:Begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Sex are same.
习相远:Depends on how .
苟不教:If dont practise .
性乃迁:Sex leave you..
教之道:Way of learning
贵以专:Important with one.
昔孟母:Great mother, Meng
择邻处:Avoid bad sex.
子不学:If don't study ,
断机杼:Dick  become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Effective exciting medicine
教五子 His five son
名俱扬 Sexual ability well-kown.
养不教 Children don't know,
父之过 All your fault.
教不严 If had problems ,
师之惰 Teacher  be lazy.
子不学 You refuse study
非所宜 but real mistake
幼不学 If don't learn ,
老何为 Lose your ability
玉不琢 If don't exercise,
不成器 Won't hard & strong.
人不学 If don't learn,
不知义 Cannot enjoy sweetness
发表于 2006-7-14 14:00:19 | 显示全部楼层
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
发表于 2006-7-14 14:05:16 | 显示全部楼层
这回都三个字了。。
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