笑话啊~~

cyl

今天在电梯里，进来了对母女，然后电梯开始超载报警，母亲说：女儿咱们往边上站站，于是电梯就不响了。靠，这牵扯到结构静力学里最难的空间板理论，必须求解四阶非齐次偏微分方程加试探性结果简化才能得出此结论。。这个阿姨怎么做到在瞬间求解的，果然高手在民间啊 ！

偏偏

牛逼哟

hijackerhaha

哈哈

cyl

问:孩子4岁,英语词汇量只有1500左右,是不是不太够?
答:在美国肯定是够了,在海淀肯定是不够。

cyl

老外讲故事：有一次他在古玩市场逛，看见一个黑乎乎，遍布气孔的东西，直觉告诉他它应该是个老物件儿，在一番讨价还价之后以200元人民币成交，老板用一块白布包好之后老外拿到了家里，隔了好久他才知道这个东西叫蜂窝煤。

tjbobo

老外見獵心喜
老闆見利忘義

cyl

外教课上，老师问我：Do you have a girlfriend?
我笑着回答：Yes, she's from another nation.
外教一脸笑意地问我：Cool， Which nation?
我: Imagination……

cyl

大半夜，东航客服电话打了半小时一直繁忙，而我急着改签机票。
突然我灵机一动选择了英文服务，电话瞬间接通，我平静的问“can you speak Chinese？”
对方沉默了三秒后回答“你说吧” 。于是我们全程用亲切的中文完成了交流。

百晓生

cyl

A funny list of how a baby would be delivered in the corporate IT world —
    A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
    A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby.
    The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
    A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
    The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
    The Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
    The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done.
    The Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
    A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
    HR manager is a person who thinks that ....a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 months if given trainning.
    The Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.