搞笑版 人和猪的关系(转)

jany_1213

搞笑版 人和猪的关系(转)
人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 +玩 ,

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 ,

Pigs = eat + sleep

代入 :人 =猪 +上班 +玩 ,

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

即 :人 -玩 =猪 +上班 .

if, Human ? enjoy = Pigs + work

结论 :不懂玩的人 =会上班的猪

in other words, Human that don''t know enjoy = pigs that work

男人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +挣钱

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉

Pigs = eat + sleep

男人 =猪 +挣钱

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

猪 =男人 -挣钱

if Men ? earn money = Pigs

所以男人不挣钱等于猪

in other words, Men that don''t earn money = Pigs

女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +花钱。

Women = eat + sleep + spend

猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。

Pigs = eat + sleep

代入上式得：

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

女人= 猪+ 花钱。移项得：

if, Women ? spend = Pigs

女人- 花钱= 猪。

In other words,

结论：女人不花钱的都是猪

Women that don''t spend = Pigs

综上：

Summary:

男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！

Men earn money not to let women become pigs!

女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！

Women spend not to let men become pigs!

男人 + 女人 =两头猪

Men + Women = 2 Pigs

祝天下的猪们快乐 ^_^

Wish all the pigs happy forever

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